14 Deadly Words Women Love To Use, Guys BEWARE!!!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.
4. Go Ahead: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
5. Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare, not permission. In other words, don't do it!
6. Go Ahead (Neutral Expression): This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
7. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
8. Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
9. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.
10. Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.
11. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.
12. Thanks A Lot: This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”.
13. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking     'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
14. Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!

IF

If You Are In Love:
. Make the best of it.
. Don't doubt anything.
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts forever.


If You Just Broke Up:
. Don cry! Remember that you had a good time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there.
. Hug more people.
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse

If You Are Single (just like me):
. Stay happy.
. Hang out with friends and family.
. Try looking for someone who you think is the best for you!

If You Are Married:
. Game Over Just Forget what you read 

7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment
you go away from her.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks
beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't
leave even after format.

Love Is Unseen

When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love. Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love. If you are much more excited for one short comment at FACEBOOK or TWITTER from that special someone than other many long comment, you are in love. When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you wouldn't  hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love. While you are reading this note, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person. Love Is Unseen.

Awal-awal Ramadhan

A'kum,

First week bulan puasa memang agak extreme dan agak azab untuk aku, nak kena hadap 5 paper, tido x cukup, duit asyik2 kene klua, beli makanan. Memanglah aku hidup bujang boleh saving, tapi xkan hari2 aku nak kena hadap maggi, ade jugak otak aku jadi slow and lame2 rambut gugur. Kalo gi bazaar pon skali klua duit ade la memang cecah RM10 x pon lebey, belom kire duit beli rokok lagi sebab topup phone 2 memang jarang sangat la aku buat, maklumlah takde awek, single katekan, kawan2 maseh ade? penting untuk roger2? topup credit phone memang dah di latih dan jadi habit aku sebab memandangkan aku takde awek. Cakap la ape pon orang nak cakap, aku tak peduli pon, janji aku puas hati, family and kawan2 aku memahami aku kot, kot la.

Hints for Life

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.

2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.

3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

6. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.

7. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do.

8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the person too.

9. A careless word may kindle strife. A cruel word may wreck a life. A timely word may level stress. But a loving word may heal and bless.

10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.

11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

A Good Man is....

A good man is proud of himself. He respects himself and others. He is aware of who he is. He neither seeks definition from the person he is with, nor does he expect them to read his mind. He is quite capable of articulating his needs.
A good man is hopeful. He is strong enough to make all his dreams come true. He knows love, therefore he gives love. He recognizes that his love has great value and must be reciprocated. If his love is taken for granted, it soon disappears.
A good man has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. He knows that he will, at time, have to inspire others to reach the potential they have. A good man knows his past, understands his present and moves toward the future.
A good man does not live in fear of the future because of his past. Instead, he understands that his life experiences are merely lessons meant to bring him closer to self knowledge and unconditional self love.