Saturday, October 8, 2011

DI MANA LETAKNYA KEGAGAHAN LELAKI DAN WANITA

Kecantikan seorang lelaki bukan kepada rupa fizikal tetapi pada murni
rohani. Lelaki yang cantik adalah:-

1) Lelaki yang mampu mengalirkan air mata untuk ingatan.

2) Lelaki yang sedia menerima segala teguran.

3) Lelaki yang memberi madu, setelah menerima racun.

4) Lelaki yang tenang dan lapang dada.

5) Lelaki yang baik sangka.

6) Lelaki yang tak pernah putus asa.



Kegagahan seorang wanita bukan kepada pejal otot badan, tetapi pada
kekuatan perasaan. Perempuan yang gagah adalah:-

1) Perempuan yang tahan menerima sebuah kehilangan.

2) Perempuan yang tidak takut pada kemiskinan.

3) Perempuan yang tabah menanggung kerinduan setelah ditinggalkan.

4) Perempuan yang tidak meminta-minta agar di penuhi segala keinginan.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

In Relationship dalam FB? Berhati-hati

Salam satu Malaysia semua,
Setelah baca cerita seorang rakan aku ni, ade la mende aku nak share, ni kisah benar weh. Dan sebagai conclusion sebagai seorang rakan yang prihatin, aku ingin menasihatkan rakan-rakan aku, tak perlu la bercouple dengan orang yang korang tak pernah jumpe. Ini memeang banyak kot jadi kat FB. Serius, korang tak pernah jumpe takkan nak couple, kena fikir secara logic dan terbuka, mostly semue pon dah besor dan matangkan. Pikir baik-baik dulu sebelum couple ni, dah jumpe depan mate, same dalam profile pic FB ke kalo korang nak couple lantak korang la. Tapi kalo korang tak pernah jumpe lepas tengok profile pic kat FB giler bapak hot or cute, simpan je la niat korang. Kekadang muke betol orang tu muke pecah pintu kot, lebih cantik dari bulu kaki or bulu ketiak aku. Aku share cite ni pon tak nak kawan-kawan aku terkena kencing dengan fakers, bagi aku fakers ni memang hukum bunuh je, tak pon bagi cacat terus ke, dok menipu orang je keje. Memang la betol ade istilah "tak kenal maka tak cinta", tapi korang kene paham la "tak kenal maka tak cinta" tu korang penah jumpe depan mate, tapi segan-segan and malu-malu ayam nak bertegur, aku pon penah macam tu sejujurnye, cume takde keberanian la sebab muke aku bukan macam Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt. Tu letak tepi la, yang penting korang kena pandai la nak hidup, jangan la bagi diri kite ni kene tipu sebab mende bodoh macam ni. HAPUSKAN FAKERS, FAKERS = F**KERS!!!

p/s: mintak maaf kalo bahase aku kesat or kasar, ni memang aku yang type, bosan petang2 ni lagi nak release tension, minggu final exam ni, damn....

-TAS-

Sunday, September 25, 2011

14 Deadly Words Women Love To Use, Guys BEWARE!!!


1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.
4. Go Ahead: At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
5. Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare, not permission. In other words, don't do it!
6. Go Ahead (Neutral Expression): This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.
7. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
8. Soft Sigh: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
9. That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.
10. Please Do: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.
11. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.
12. Thanks A Lot: This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”.
13. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking     'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
14. Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying F- YOU!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

IF

If You Are In Love:
. Make the best of it.
. Don't doubt anything.
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts forever.


If You Just Broke Up:
. Don cry! Remember that you had a good time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there.
. Hug more people.
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse

If You Are Single (just like me):
. Stay happy.
. Hang out with friends and family.
. Try looking for someone who you think is the best for you!

If You Are Married:
. Game Over Just Forget what you read 

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

7 TYPES OF GIRLS

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment
you go away from her.

3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks
beautiful.

7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called 'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't
leave even after format.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Love Is Unseen


When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love. Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love. If you are much more excited for one short comment at FACEBOOK or TWITTER from that special someone than other many long comment, you are in love. When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you wouldn't  hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling yourself, "that special someone is just a friend", but you realize that you can not avoid that person's special attraction. At that moment, you are in love. While you are reading this note, if someone appears in your mind, then u are in love with that person. Love Is Unseen.

Awal-awal Ramadhan

A'kum,

First week bulan puasa memang agak extreme dan agak azab untuk aku, nak kena hadap 5 paper, tido x cukup, duit asyik2 kene klua, beli makanan. Memanglah aku hidup bujang boleh saving, tapi xkan hari2 aku nak kena hadap maggi, ade jugak otak aku jadi slow and lame2 rambut gugur. Kalo gi bazaar pon skali klua duit ade la memang cecah RM10 x pon lebey, belom kire duit beli rokok lagi sebab topup phone 2 memang jarang sangat la aku buat, maklumlah takde awek, single katekan, kawan2 maseh ade? penting untuk roger2? topup credit phone memang dah di latih dan jadi habit aku sebab memandangkan aku takde awek. Cakap la ape pon orang nak cakap, aku tak peduli pon, janji aku puas hati, family and kawan2 aku memahami aku kot, kot la.